ill-thought out conjecture

(Source: laray218)

huge part of me still really wishes i’d done my dissertation of the sorkin-verse. i could have done as well.

(Source: fuckyeahcalvinandhobbes)

see also, getting a seat on the tube in rush hour. *looks around carriage at standing people, thinks* if only you were all as smart and speedy as me, you’d have a seat too. but you don’t. and you have to clumsily negotiate reading your Metro while trying to hold onto a pole. also why are you even reading the Metro, it’s crap. get a damn book. *smugly holds up book so everyone can see the cover, or at least see that it’s not by steig larsson* GOD I AM SO GOOD AT RIDING THE TUBE IN THE MORNINGS